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HUGE BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK, DO NOT READ MY COMMENTS, OTHER COMMENTS, OR THE DOODLEZ. JUST DON'T DO IT!

So, Breaking Dawn. Oh my gosh. Crazyness. With the doodlez, I'm gonna try to go in order, so this is all stuff from Book 1.

I'm not making any sense, so I'll just jump into the explanations, I guess.

1.) This was drawn before Breaking Dawn even came out. I absolutely loved that quote of the day, and I had this fantastic vision of Edward in a strip club. It was originally going to be a special edition "Man Time" thing, but I changed my mind and the dialogue. I miss prudish Edward. *sniff* And the meeting with Tanya in the book was so anticlimactic. And I really don't think it was just a hunting trip. Come on.

2.) Haha. Okay, I didn't plan for Alice to be in this at all, but she just popped up. We all know that Edward flipping the garter at Mike was one of the best parts in the whole book, and I was thinking it'd be even funnier if he, y'know, snapped and started strangling him with it. But then Alice wormed her way in and... Okay. Stop. Am I the only one who was sort of skeeved out by the fact that it was Alice's garter? Fodder for the Edward/Alice fans, I guess. I love Mike Newton.

3.) No explanation needed. It's just cute.

4.) Oh, Bella, ilu when ur stoopid. Okay, this is pretty much where my head went during this scene.

ME: Oh! Edward's finally going swimming! One of my theories is right! We finally get to see the Cullens swim! Yay! ... Oh, I love when he calls her Mrs. Cullen. That's sexy ... Oh. Oh. OH. OH MY... OOOHHHH. He's... he's... skinny-dipping??? OH. *faints* ... Oh, wait a minute... what are they? OH MY GOSH.

So if I didn't pick up on Edward's, um, mood, I wasn't sure Bella would have either. And how awkward would that have been? *giggle* I love her little outfit, though. Adorable.
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So, I really hope you like these, guys. More to come, which will hopefully be better. I was stumped on how to make BD funny... like, it's so funny and crazy on its own it's really hard to make fun of. Y'know?

One more thing. I was the slightest bit disappointed with this book, but I've gotten over it. It's still canon. It's still pretty good. I'm not throwing a fit. So, please, don't leave comments bashing it. Like, focus on the good things, mmkay? For me? I'm tired of reading about people returning books because they can't handle it when things don't go their way. And I'm tired of hearing people abuse Stephenie Meyer. She is a fantastic author and a beautiful person, and I won't allow you to hate her.

That is all.
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Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

All Characters (c) Stephenie Meyer
Doodlez (c) Me