Whew. This took a while. The thing about my stupid doodlez is that they are not actually doodlez. I use up an agonizing amount of effort on them trying to make them look like I just scribbled them out. Wah.

Anyway, just to let you know, I'll probably be on a Twilight kick for a while, especially as we start to usher in the Year of Stephenie Meyer (The Host, Breaking Dawn, Twilight movie). I am uber-excited for her. Let me take a moment to give her a cyber-hug. Wuv you, Stephenie!

Okay:
1.) So, this comes from the infamous make-out scene in Ch. 23, "Monster." For one brief, never-ending second, an entirely different path expanded behind the lids of my tear-wet eyes... For the tiniest fragment of that second, I saw bobbing heads of two small, black-haired children, running away from me into the familiar forest... Sorry, but it's the best thing ever. Ahem. Anyway. Poor Edward. Constantly being tormented by Jacob's pervy thoughts. Eclipse was basically just a 600-page insult to Edward's manhood, wasn't it? XD
2.) Ha! Okay, this just cracks me up. This comes from... well, I can't quote it, but at one point, Edward buys a motorcycle. Not only that, but he totally mellows out at the end of the book. Jacob, much?
3.) Um. Why is everyone in this book a control freak? Edward is totally crazy at the beginning, and then later, Bella won't let Edward or Jacob do anything because they might hurt themselves. She's always begging them to stay with her. CRAAAAZY.
4.) AKA "Reason #17 Why Jacob Is Love." I LOVE CHARLIE. Holy crap. And he hates Edward. I swear, it's all so hilarious. *The jar joke is totally from Susan Kay's Phantom. I don't know if she got it from anywhere, but I've always thought it was bloody brilliant!

The scanner kind of killed some of these, but whatever.

Dunno if I'll do more. I can't think of any more obvious jokes. So if you have a scene that you loved that I haven't done, y'know, tell me. Because I'm running out of ideas.

characters © Stephenie Meyer
doodlez © me
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