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Twilight: Man Time, pt. 1 by sunni-sideup Twilight: Man Time, pt. 1 by sunni-sideup
Oh, man, I'm so sorry this sucks. My Photoshop literally started eating some of the text, and I had to open it in Paint, which killed the JPEG. Sorry, sorry.

Okay. So. This all began when Squirrel and I watched the Twilight scene at the MTV Movie Awards at her house... Six hours later, we were still high on Twilight fumes, and "Man Time" was born at 3:00 in the morning. It's just one of those inside joke things that keeps going and going and going and going, and we scripted it out for, like, two hours. And we were doing this ridiculous Elvis/televangelist voice for Emmett, and... well.

So I'm going to drag this series out for as long as possible, because it amuses me greatly. At least half of the jokes are Squirrel's, although I have no way of knowing who came up with what. You know how it is.

Basically, the idea is that Emmett wants to take Jazz and Ed out for some man time, to get out of the dangerous influence of the womenfolk. Much hilarity ensues (or not). Maybe no one else will get this. Whatever. IT'S MANLEH.

Coupla notes:
1.) The best Jasper is a whipped Jasper.
2.) There's this one YouTube video that said Alice's theme song was that stupid shoes song. Ever since then, I've been picturing Alice saying, "These shoes rule. These shoes suck."
3.) I draw Emmett exactly like I draw Ian, because I am convinced that Kyle and Ian from The Host were just split personalities of Emmett. *shrug* I guess Emmett's a little buffer.
4.) I am 100% sure that Brokeback Mountain is Emmett's favorite movie.

Erm... I hope you like it. I couldn't come up with a better ending. Sorry. Ugh. I may have to reupload the whole thing later.

Man Time:
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konohashinobi07 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
I think Rosalie should be concerned that BM is Emmett's favorite movie-OMG is emmett trying to say that he's coming out of the closet lol
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:iconiactuallyshitrainbow:
My best friend has issues with BM. I actually like it. Mostly because watching it with her is hysterical. She's such a delightful little prude =P
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herodreamer Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
lol :P :D :heart:
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Salty-Runner Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: just awesome!
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SapphireTwilight18 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012
LMFAO!!!! LOVE IT!!! :+favourite:
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ArteyLover Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
he sounds more like johnny bravo in my head, i can't fix it, oh well its close to elvis :P
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bratitude123 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't get the whipped part.
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SheikahNinja Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2011
Is the Youtube video called Shoes? Because that video ROCKS.

OMG, shoes....shoes....shoes :D
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cameronfreak Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2011
i like emmett's man time !!!!
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Burlesque-Nitemare Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
Baha! Bloody hilarious!
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vampviolinist17 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010
If this were how the book went, i would have liked the series more.
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BelleHeartsJunior Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010
LOL! LOVE how the piano is REAL!

Alice looks totally drunk, "OMG WE NEED MORE SHOES" LOL
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:iconvampmelon:
vampmelon Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010
loooolllololololo edwards it's finished face!!
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AliCat4427 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010   Traditional Artist
i just luv how u draw jazz in his war uniform
so cute ^^
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NaMiKiTtIn Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2010  Student General Artist
lol is loved jasper's fac3e!!!
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:iconfluffy-artist:
Fluffy-Artist Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2010
LOL!!!! I love man time so much!!!
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silverstream25 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010
lawl. HA HA HA!
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:iconwolflover145:
WolfLover145 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
Gotta love Emmett
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wolfjmk Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
XD last line is great
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:iconjuniper-cahill-grimm:
AWHHHHH! PURE HILARIOUSNESS! Jasper is friggin amazing! and well...all this is so believable! I love your comic series.
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MEOWbadkittehMEOW Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2010
ed's part reminds me of a documentary on Motzart for some reason...
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sarahhack Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2010
omg!!!!! this series is high-larious!!!!!!!
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trekkie13 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
O my god, I love how you drew Edward. SO FUNNY!!!!!!
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eijumangafan Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2010
I agree both about the best kind of jasper, and about the ian/kyle/emmet relationship ;D i'm glad i'm not alone! <3
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ChrisXSheva Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010   Writer
HAHAHA!! Awesome! i love emmet, not as much as i love EDWARD!
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Inthelightofthemoon Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
I laughed, I cried! Brokeback Mountain xD
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JamLover Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2009
bahaa love Alice
"OMG we need more shoes"
her facial expression is the best part though!
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AnnaStrife0211 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2009
i love ur psyco Ed...he looks soo funny...and quite adorable (despite how weird i can sound now lol)
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Master-of-the-Boot Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Ah yes, brokeback mountain. Am I the only one who finds it funny and disturbing that Emmett has watched that more than once?

Actually, in the context, going out on an all male trip seems kind of "strange."
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sunni-sideup Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha. Don't tell Emmett. XD
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IveBeenWaitingToo Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
cant stop laffing my guts out
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meggb1212 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2009
this did not suck. i love these man time things. keep writin:))
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starla4444 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009
I possibly love you for that Kelly reference :)
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xXxSolitudeSolusxXx Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2009
i love edwards expression reminds me of my brothers expression when he couldnt tell his girlfriend he loved her
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CrazyCartoonGirl Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2009
Ha ha, this is hilarious! :giggle:
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xOP3R4T1C-Sk3l3T0Nx Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2009
OMG, this is so funny haha x
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Rain7777 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
lol :)
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Jenisist Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LMAO,that is the FUNNEST twilight comic i have seen yet!
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AgushCullen Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHA THAT EDWARD PLAYING THE PIANO!! :XD:
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DarkFaery-chan Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2009   Traditional Artist
:O I think I might end up liking Edward now XD -anti'twilight fan- .... -ducks-
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Becciez Featured By Owner May 29, 2009
I would feel just like Emmet at this moment. Although I love Rosalie's Intrestlessness (if that is a word)!
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AliceInWonderland-xx Featured By Owner May 12, 2009
omg awesome!
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CharmedPrincess2009 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2009
I love it!
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CullenPerson Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009
aBSOLUTELY loved IT
!!!! Lmao
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Just-Call-Me-Kaykum Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2009
FINALLY! IT! IS! DONE! Lmao I Love Edwards crazy look!
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ArtByFern Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2009
haha MAN TIME
coz there MANLY

this is so funney i laughed for like 10 mins
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GinnyPotter7887 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009
hahaha I love the height differences between Jasper and Alice, so cute. Oh and I love all the expressions in this comic, mostly Edward's :giggle:
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euro-trash117 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
Z. O. M. G.

Jasper's just...and that last panel....

...I can't form words properly I'm laughing so hard.
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Taylei4eva Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
I seriously fell out of my chair when I saw Edward. You are a genius.
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allstar10836 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009
ehehe heath ledger xD lol wow i realy liked this xD
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