Oh, man, I'm so sorry this sucks. My Photoshop literally started eating some of the text, and I had to open it in Paint, which killed the JPEG. Sorry, sorry.

Okay. So. This all began when Squirrel and I watched the Twilight scene at the MTV Movie Awards at her house... Six hours later, we were still high on Twilight fumes, and "Man Time" was born at 3:00 in the morning. It's just one of those inside joke things that keeps going and going and going and going, and we scripted it out for, like, two hours. And we were doing this ridiculous Elvis/televangelist voice for Emmett, and... well.

So I'm going to drag this series out for as long as possible, because it amuses me greatly. At least half of the jokes are Squirrel's, although I have no way of knowing who came up with what. You know how it is.

Basically, the idea is that Emmett wants to take Jazz and Ed out for some man time, to get out of the dangerous influence of the womenfolk. Much hilarity ensues (or not). Maybe no one else will get this. Whatever. IT'S MANLEH.

Coupla notes:
1.) The best Jasper is a whipped Jasper.
2.) There's this one YouTube video that said Alice's theme song was that stupid shoes song. Ever since then, I've been picturing Alice saying, "These shoes rule. These shoes suck."
3.) I draw Emmett exactly like I draw Ian, because I am convinced that Kyle and Ian from The Host were just split personalities of Emmett. *shrug* I guess Emmett's a little buffer.
4.) I am 100% sure that Brokeback Mountain is Emmett's favorite movie.

Erm... I hope you like it. I couldn't come up with a better ending. Sorry. Ugh. I may have to reupload the whole thing later.

Man Time:
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